the adventures of hock-unit

Friday, March 03, 2006


names have been changed to protect confidentiality

~somewhere in bukit timah, 2 guys are arguing~

Sirni: Eh boss, relac abit ok? I very tired already
Loen: Who you think you are?! You are worker, I am boss, you say you tired, wait i send you back to bangla then you know!
Sirni: But boss..you haven't gimme my pay for last week...
Loen: if you complain somemore this week your pay i also don't give you! now get back to work! you want your 2.50 or you want me to replace you?!

~hock arrives on the scene~

hock: aiyyo what up
Sirni: eh yo homie yoyo
Loen: yoyo? pro-yo?
*cricket sound*
Loen: Eh don't like that leh, y'all always so bad to me...what kind of friends are you
hock: friends? you have friends?
Loen: Wahhh *middlefinger*
hock: haha just joking la, you know we love you...
Loen: Ooooh i love you too
hock: *clutches back* AHH! BROKEBACK! die...
Loen: Very funny...
Sirni: Yeah what.. quite funny actually
Loen: OI I AM THE BOSS... YOU ARE THE WORKE-
hock: nonono i am the boss, and who am i?

~along comes davehtas~

davehtas: YOU ARE THE SPECIAL ONE!
hock: very good. that is right.
sirni: h-h-h-h-HOCKUNIT!
hock: very good, we are hock-unit, alright-
davehtas: NO it is NOT alright.
hock: s-shutup! shut up dav shut up. i was not looking at champions. you made me laugh, and champions should not make me laugh. if i wanna laugh i'll watch damein do a car insurance ad. damein! do it now, make me laugh.
damein: cannot la... i very tired, just came back from detention..write essay
hock: you go detention for what?
damein: cos i handsome mah...
Loen: can you stop being so humble!!
damein: okay la..i know you handsome also la..don't need to say
*cricket sound*
Loen: WEIIIII
Jnoane: Eh you call me?
Loen: Nooooo. i sent email to you.
Jnoane: Huh?
*awkward silence*
Loen: Nevermind.
Jnoane: Weiiii...
hock: why you call yourself again?
Jnoane: You wanna die issit?!
hock: Oooh i'm so scared...
Jnoane: I'm not kidding okay..i'll smash your head until you go nuts...
Loen: Cashew nut? Hazelnut? Coconut?
Jnoane: shut up la you ..you .... Loen-nut.
*awkward silence*
davehtas: let us observe a moment of silence for the failed joke ... ... okay silence over. Jnoane, you can continue
Jnoane: DOWAN!
Loen: Dowan!
hock: and you know why?
Loen: cos SO DIRTYYYYY!

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